Just a rough idea for a funny League of Legends style parody of Blank Space by Taylor Swift. If anyone wants to take these lyrics and make an actual song, feel free. Just make sure to give credit!
[Verse 1]
Dude we need you, come play please?
Normals have some terrifying things.
Feeders, ragers, tryhards, cheese.
When you logged on I sent
Your invite, we need our friends
You look like our salvation.
League's a game, want to play?
New champ, Jungle top,
You can play her wherever you like.
People say she, just can't stop,
And I know you read about her.
So hey, come on man,
We don't even have to deal with bans.
Take the invite quick my friend,
We can make the normals good for a small span.
[Chorus]
So it's gonna be a pre-5
Or it's gonna be filled with flame.
We can tell you when the queue pops
Don't bail, that'd be a shame
My ignore list is getting long
Way too much rage and blame
Cause you know we hate the players
But we love the game!
We're hyphy and we're reckless.
We'll dive in way too far.
It'll leave us healthless.
Or make us into stars
My ignore list is getting long
Way too much rage and blame
But I've got just one spot, brother,
And it's got your name.
[Verse 2]
Lack of hope, tensions high.
Randoms do some terrifying things.
Stolen dragons, screaming WHY
You're like Faker man, such a god
Come play what you want,
Carry a single game,
Don't make us go without you, please no
Screaming, blaming, AFKs
You could make all the difference
Stop the one random play
That makes us all think aloud
"What the hell? Who is this?"
He's so high, so remiss
So please head the call when we beg
Cause dude we're your friends and we're totally in need.
[Chorus]
[Bridge] x2
We beg because normals are torture.
Don't say we didn't, say we didn't call ya
[Chorus]]
