Saturday, January 4, 2014

I'm Coming Bot (Saint's Story) - I'm Coming Home Parody

I'm coming bot
I'm coming bot
Tell the lane I'm coming bot
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yestergame
I know my jungle awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming bot, I'm coming bot
Tell the lane I'm coming

Back where I belong
I've never felt so strong eh
Feeling like there's nothing that I can't try
And if you feel me put your hands high, high, high, hey
And if you feel me put your hands high, high, hey

This is my story this is my song
If you ain't got the smite, don't attempt to try this at home
It's just a poem from a man once living caught
Now I'm in the zone, tell the lane I'm coming bot
Been a long time coming, been a long time coming
This song feel like the greatest of all time coming
Cause I do it B-I-G, I remember we would be high
Who'd have thought we'd be running league when we was knee high
To appreciate the sun you gotta know what rain is
Or cause I'm famous you don't gotta know what pain is
But I bounce back, would ya look at that
I take my spot at the top and I ain't looking back

[Chorus]
I'm coming bot
I'm coming bot
Tell the lane I'm coming bot
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yestergame
I know my jungle awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming bot, I'm coming bot
Tell the lane I'm coming

Hey, confusion like I was losing my blue
But one thing I never lose is my crew
My closet need a lot of cleaning now
I can't sleep cause I don't like the sh-t I dream about
Hey Dear Baron help me get the turrets down
And then help me get my score up
And get back to what I had
If my kills outweigh my deaths, do you think my mistakes is gon even out (even out)
I guess try and see, it's on my KDA, I'm living for my team
Now theys is just as high as me
Talk well, wonder if Counter Logic knew how great I would be when he fired me

[Chorus x2]
I'm coming bot
I'm coming bot
Tell the lane I'm coming bot
Let the rain wash away all the pain of yestergame
I know my jungle awaits and they've forgiven my mistakes
I'm coming bot, I'm coming bot
Tell the lane I'm coming...top

Friday, January 3, 2014

New Move Command - Simple Move

One of the things that I find very frustrating in league is when the basic form of move isn't really what I want.  I don't want to autopath through a dangerous area by mistake.  I don't want to auto attack an enemy champion instead of going towards a wall.  I don't want to go around baron pit to get inside, I want to go straight towards it and hit a wall so I can throw a ward inside.

So, I suggest the creation of a new kind of move, one that doesn't involve attacking or pathing but literally sends your champion in a direction without taking anything else into account.  It'll let you run constantly into a wall, it'll send you at a champion, not to attack them, but to stand where your cursor was.  A simple move command.

This will make hopping walls with abilities like Riven Q and Nidalee cougar W much more consistent while adding depth to the options that a person has in how they control all of the champions.  Not to mention it'll help people combat some of the awful autopathing problems we all run into.